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| Scene opens at Warriors for Hire HQ. Prohyas is fast asleep... | |
| Prohyas | Zzzz...zzzz... |
| Door bangs open | |
| Vambre | Look alive, Prohyas! |
Prohyas: I am alive!
Vambre: Regardless; I've procured a map! [Eee!]
Prohyas: If that map leads to magisword i'm on board.
Vambre: It leads to a magisword.
Prohyas: I'm in board! (Grabs map) Now what Kind?
Vambre: I don't know but it's right here in Rhyboflaven pass the Palace.
Prohyas: Wanna stop for slugburgers on the way there?
Vambre: No.
(Cut to Slugburger. Prohyas is ordering a slugburger and Vambre Looks Annoyed)
Prohyas: Okay I'd like the um, slugburger. A-a-a-and that's it.
Slugburger Clerk: Would you like to make that a double Slugburger for just two Jemms more?
Prohyas: Could you not... could you not upsell me i can't... stand upselling. (asking Vambre) Do you want anything?
Vambre: Real Food.
Prohyas: They don't have that here.
Annoucer: Soon...
Vambre: 3 2 1.
(Zoom out to a boulder blocking the cave.)
Vambre: Boooo!
Prohyas: (muffled) Boo! Leave e- hold on. [Swallow] Leave everything to me.
(He kicks the boulder and then bounces on one foot shouting in pain. Vambre Looks at the audience.)
Vambre: Valiant effort bimbus. But rather than to punt the massive rocker could use our various Migiswords to try to move it?
Prohyas: (still in pain) Yes! Good! This is good idea. Good!
(Vambre and Prohyas pull out several Magiswords.)
Annoucer: Pencil Magisword!
Prohyas: That should do it.
Vambre: It really shouldn't.
Annoucer: Celery Magisword!
Vambre: Well now it smells Great and has dumb writing on it.
Annoucer: Dolphin Magisword!
Dolphin Magisword: (chirping)
Prohyas: (gibberish)
Annoucer: Chainsaw!
(Vambre tries to cut it but the top came off.)
Annoucer: Radiater!
(Prohyas tries to burn it but the Magisword hits Prohyas' Head.)
Annourcer: Tomato!
(Let's just say that the tomato splated.)
Vambre: Nothing worked!
Prohyas: One more try!
Annoucer: Mummy Magisword!
Prohyas: Vambre it's working! Grab hold!
Prohyas and Vambre: 3 2 1 PULL!
(They pull as hard as they can. then The boulder is free.)
Prohyas and Vambre: [Eek!] (Screaming)
Vambre: Huh?
(A tree branch.)
Vambre: [Eee!]
(Mummy Magisword grabs the tree branch)
(When Prohyas and Vambre reach the ground Prohyas hits the tree.)
Prohyas and Vambre: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
(Prug is in the cave)
Prug: [Blink!]
Prohyas and Vambre: Can we have that sword?
Prug: Huh? Yeah yeah okay.
Prohyas and Vambre: Mine!
Prohyas: Got it!
Vambre: Grrrr!
Annoucer: Boulder Magisword!
(The Boulder Magisword Creates another Boulder Blocking the cave.)
Prohyas and Vambre: Aww!
Prug: Do you guys wanna play hide and seek or something?
Vambre: It's a small cave. There isn't really any place to hide.
Prug: iI can hide in the treasure chest.
Prohyas: But now we know where you are gonna be because you just told us.
Prug: Your it.